A whole page of bad words. Fart out their soul. A fresh supply of sweat. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: We battled through myriad technical difficulties to complete this latest edition of The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast. A lengthy discussion for dirty sheets. The quote I would use is this: I came into her room half an hour before the bridal dinner, and found her lying on her bed as lovely as the June night in her flowered dress—and as drunk as a monkey… 2. 2. 3. 1. 2. 2. It's the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast for 10/17. 3. Lv 4. A wide range of bodily functions. 1. Grinch Jammies. Stay home and stay well. 2. A way to create the artwork of your life. 3. Go woof woof woof. I knew of Captain Underpants. 1. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: And babirusas could do with lots of promotion - not only are they fascinating and bizarre, they're globally endangered and in real need of protection (if you want to know more, check out Babirusa.org). 3. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 2. Shaking hands with a proctologist. In this video animation, Professor Philip Zimbardo conveys how our…, "The whole edifice of modern physics is built up on the fundamental hypothesis of the atomic or molecular constitution of matter." I think I'll shampoo my hair. 2 A desperate, panting hound dog. 3. Some of the basic features installed on today's version of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: Getting more action. The Weed and Cliff Podcast for February 8th. A buck-toothed vampire. A candle that smells like Michael Bolton. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: Making a toad pee. Little kids, riding sheep. And forgets to bring it in. 3. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: This style is different from Zui Quan (Drunken Fist), as the practitioner is imitating gestures of an intoxicated monkey, rather than a human fighter. Go jiggle the handle. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 1. The tongue is the fastest. 2. The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast! 2. 2. Do weird and unusual things with a microphone. The Fabio of Feet. Bowling goes on. Monday morning we'll be lighting the skunk candle. It’s the great hope of many…, I like to think that I've done my bit for babirusa promotion. A beef enema. Including details about the Bob Newhart Battle Royale. Reindeer can't walk and pee at the same time. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: On this edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: This too shall pass. Italians don’t “scold” somebody… they “shave against the growth” (Fare il contropelo). Today's podcast features the story about how Listener Billy ran a chain saw in his knee. A vast numbness. Stealing a police dog. A lot of people are afraid of a hard one. The mind has often been compared to a "drunken monkey bitten by a scorpion." Weed and Cliff. 3. [Mystery bird] Magnificent Frigatebird, sometimes known as the Man O'War, Fregata magnificens, photographed at Quintana Neotropical Bird Sanctuary, Brazoria County, Texas. 1. One hair short of an official bald spot. Contributions are fully tax-deductible. On this edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 1. 3. 2. 2. The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast for today: Happier than a murder hornet with two stingers. Eating a candle. Inappropriately cooking in my kitchen. Pooping on the playground. Things you can't ever say on the radio - volume 237. This is one of the dumbest damn things I've ever seen in my life. 2. All about flamingos. 1. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: Working on a really good poop story right now. 1. 1. The Rain City Bitch Pigeons. Don't bend over while the door's still open. All about a giant roll of toilet paper. Start saying bad words. Not saying my phone came from prison. Share the best GIFs now >>> On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: Interestingly, the patterns of alcohol use and abuse closely mirror those found in humans. 2. The golf club of justice. 2. Get the Puck out of here. 1. 45 pounds of poop per chicken, per year. Poop to body mass ratio. Turkey flavored Pringles. A breeze down there. Swirling around Willie. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: Resting on the laurels of my tongue. Avoiding any mention of Dolly Partons' bra. A professional scapegoat. 2. How to make bad breath. 3. Throwing kinks around. If they say it's not a scam, it's a scam. 1. 3. We suck pretty hard here. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: Today's fun includes: 2. Here's Today's Official Weed and Cliff Podcast. The wrong side of the quacks. 2. Dolly Parton never made an x-rated movie. 3. Other police cars showed up. 2. If a monkey is drunk, bitten by scorpion and then invaded by ghosts, anything can happen. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: Taken at Swim competition 2. The night that I bought that monkey from a boy in a bar really happened. I was really hoping their would be aliens in that story. I could eat right to the bottom. Hit the urinal from 6 feet. I swear I did not fall on the carpet. Eventually you're going to get a callus from it being rubbed on all the time. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: tags: vervet monkeys, animal behavior, alcohol, streaming video, This streaming video explores alcohol use (and abuse) among a group of feral vervet monkeys on the Caribbean island of St. Kitts. 3. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: All the rag arms will stay home. What is the surface area of a cat? 35 reasons why you may get into a fight at Walmart. 3. 2. More than just pee in their tea. It was interesting to contemplate the difference in strategy to avoid ricochet bullets within the stone and brick…, tags: underwater art, nature, photography, Andre Seale, streaming video 3. Zombie Fires. You can put moonshine in your coffee. One picture actually shows a red scraping on his arm. This episode contains basically everything that we said on the radio today. Have a great 4th. Lois the Fibber. 2. Soaking in raw sewage (for three days). 1. Let's pretend the bus just hit me. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 2. Today on the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: Today's podcast - like a poop dumpster catching on fire. 3. His back is pretty hairy. Either ear triggers his right leg. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: Making the listeners suffer. Disappearing lids. How can you play baseball without spitting? 2. Today's Podcast - Enough Information to go on. It's hard to do things with something that big. Ratchet up the excitement. The Red Snapper. Never, ever make this sound in the stall of a public restroom. There's a burning question answered on today's podcast: And that is: Silent Night, Deadly Night (pull my finger). Zero is not a large number. 3. Cliff, you're going to die. Rub suntan lotion on your snowman. On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. I've eaten Little Debbie for breakfast many a day. What's the best day to get gas? 1. 2. And in F. Scott Fitzgerald's "The Great Gatsby," Daisy Buchanan is found drunk as a monkey . If you missed the story - give a listen to today's podcast: What weird stuff do you do with Kool Whip. The European starling, Sturnus vulgaris (pictured) -- long known as a virtuoso songbird and expert mimic - may…, tags: researchblogging.org, evolutionary behavior, sociobiology, ornithology, birds, avian, evolution, William Dilger, Agapornis roseicollis, Agapornis fischeri, lovebirds 3. and Fischer's lovebirds, Agapornis fischeri (right), What does Willie Nelson grow in his garden. 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The only thing I can think, of what the person who told you actually meant, is that our mind's situation is like the monkey mentioned here. 8 insect parts. I don't need that kind of action. 2. On this edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: Interestingly, the patterns of … 2. It didn't to towards the prostate. I was the valedictorian of my high school class. You can't hug them back. 3. Source(s): https://shrinkurl.im/a0Zun. On this official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 1. Food doesn't scare me. It means that Nick sees in Gatsby someone who likes him in the way he, Nick, wants to be liked--in other words, it suggests total comfort. What an Abe Lincoln sandwich would taste like. 2. I only washed my hands for 19 seconds. 2. Gravy Wrestling Championship. You two need a moment alone? What happens when Weed gets a lazy eye? On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: The Weed and Cliff Podcast for March 27th. Walter and I are having a texting affair. 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